You're gonna have an exciting life now....








If I can do it with one finger, you can do it with your entire hand...


Of course you'll remember him as The ShamWOW guy....





He was also the writer, director and STAR of the Underground Comedy Movie--remember the commercial for buying the movie direct that ran over and over during Comedy Central's late night shows??

Sham wow - I love his nuts! I am gonna get Matt stoner the Slap Chop for a wedding present!!

Tut! You didn't buy Mr Stoner a wedding present already? For shame...

Actually, what do you get a super rich guy as a wedding present? Lego? Scalectrix? A toaster???!





Actually, I want a Slap Chopper NOW. I thought it may have been naughtier but tis cool as it is. And I do love his nuts. My life is more exciting already ....nnnnn - NOW!

All that is well and good, but what's his NAME???

...

Vince Offer

All you need to know about Vince Offer

Oddly enough, he's very popular around NYC Metro--you love him or hate him--no in-between. I just love how he goes on about you're life is going to be better now, you're going to be healthy now!

I was wondering if he was all across the US or a local thing. His commercials AND his popularity. We're sick of Billy Mays yelling at us. He's not selling us anything that's going to make our lives better....

I strangely love this guy, but I have to ask what kind of an accent is that?
He could sell me anything...

He seems to be from California affecting a New York accent.

He sued the Church of Scientology--so he can't be all bad!





He doesn't say it's made in Germany and you know they make good stuff in Germany. Maybe Spanish folks wouldn't get it??

I have (somewhere packed in a box in Florida) a food chopper just like that except it is Pampered Chef. It even opens like a butterfly and is easy to clean. They have cool little parties like Tupperware where they make food to demo the stoneware, choppers and all sorts of stuff. They even have these tube bread pans that make little loaves shaped like stars, hearts or flowers and you just slice them up for appetizer breads, mini sandwiches and my favorite is to bake an Italian loaf and turn it into toasted shaped garlic breads.

mmmmm nuts.

Just posting here again to share this lovely macro:

Not as sweet as Meatwad's eyes

Popular infomercial salesman Billy Mays calls out Vince(who sells the Shamwow and Slap Chop) on the Adam Corolla show. February 10th, 2009.

http://craptv.com/forum/index.php?showtopi...ndpost&p=103331

Just posting the link from Riny's post about the lovely Mr Look at My Nuts's (?) more recent 'look at my nuts' activity in case some miss it in the 'In Other News...' thread.