Accidental condom inhalation

From the medical journal database of the National Institutes of Health:

A 27-year-old lady presented with persistent cough, sputum and fever for the preceding six months. Inspite of trials with antibiotics and anti-tuberculosis treatment for the preceeding four months, her symptoms did not improve. A subsequent chest radiograph showed non-homogeneous collapse-consolidation of right upper lobe. Videobronchoscopy revealed an inverted bag like structure in right upper lobe bronchus and rigid bronchoscopic removal with biopsy forceps confirmed the presence of a condom. Detailed retrospective history also confirmed accidental inhalation of the condom during fellatio.

Wow, she musta really been goin at it to not notice that. Did she die?

That and/or his dick wasn't big enough to fill out the condom...

She should use Pop Rocks next time!

Yeah, so they can keep each other company in the Emergency Room...

If you could squeeze your peehole tight enough, I'd be all for it, but I bet it's not all it's cracked, or popped, up to be!!!

Stories like this make me agree with Agent Smith's theory on humanity.

Sounds like an episode of House. One where the patient dies because they keep looking and she keeps getting sicker because the last thing anyone can imagine is that she sucked so hard that a condom got logged in her lung. That's Hoovering all right.

"Detailed retrospective history?"

She MUST be messed up.