This week on South Park, one of the South Park regulars is getting a fancy new vagina. The boys have to help this character get his testicles out of Kyle's knees!

EDIT:
Episode 901: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
This week on South Park, Mr. Garrison is getting a sex change. The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees!

It got changed since I last saw it!

That's tough to decipher. I'll laugh if somehow that's the actual plot.

Well laugh, since it is. Check South Park Studios.

It says:

A New Season of South Park begins Wednesday!
Episode 901: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
This week on South Park, Mr. Garrison is getting a sex change. The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees!

Tune in Wednesday at 10pm!

this sounds.....pretty good actually but we'll see

Well then it just changed. Odd.

O_o What did it originally say?

Look at my first post.

Sounds..interesting.

Ah, gotcha -- same story, more details. Certainly sounds bizarre!

Sounds really, really fucked up. I have a feeling it is going to be hilarious though. A lot of people have their theories on why he is getting the sex change..personally, I dont think it will last though. He will end up the same funny middle aged twisted gay man at the end of the episode.

Kyle's knees? I'd figured they'd wind up in Piggy's mouth, instead.

I am..
so.. excited. The season starts on my sisters 17th birthday is well.. so, I might have to tape it.. as we could possibly be.. "celebrating".

So how did Garrison's family jewels end up in Kyle's knees? I guess they're going to put them in his knees by accident because Kyle needed some knee surgery done. Well they did replace Kenny's heart with a baked potato once, didn't they? I guess Garrison wants them back when he changes his mind about a sex change operation. So this episode is similar to the one where he gets a nose job and changes his mind by the end of the episode. And looks like the boys will play doctors again.

This episode sounds freighteningly erotic...

I love the title '...a fancy new vagina' not one of those ordinary pussies girls have!

"Pimp my new vagina"

We gotta see Tom again who done his nose job, Matt never makes characters talk like that anymore, like Tom, That farmer guy...., the booktastic bus driver, Jimbo.... Matt has a great voice. Actually.... apart from the kids, has he actually voiced a character last season????

Well, I don't quite know what to make of that synopsis. I like Mr. Garrison as is.

He's always one of the two cops.

Is that it?

I highly doubt it. He may not do the main characters, but I assume he does several background characters.

The Booktastic bus driver was Trey.

Sounds cool.

More info from the studios:

Episode 901 Press Release
The boys’ teacher gets in touch with his feminine side in the ninth season premiere of “South Park," entitled "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina," premiering Wednesday, March 9 at 10:00 p.m. on Comedy Central.

Mr. Garrison goes to great lengths to get what he’s always wanted…a sex change. As he enjoys his new womanly attributes, the rest of the town gets in touch with their inner feelings too. Meanwhile, Kyle wrestles with the fact that Jews just aren’t good at basketball.

Looks like a typical episode to me. I hope the whole town doesn't get sex change operations, making it yet another fad episode. And it also looks like Cartman will put down Kyle once again for being a Jew. And I doubt there will be a lot of Kenny either but you'll probably see him in a basketball uniform.

Ray now has a trailor for it, if anyone is interested...

Uh Oh!!! Trey is doing that voice again. I dont like that voice. OH and thanks for pointing that out Courtlynne

I hope Cartman tells a tsunami joke.

Yeah, that'd be groundbreaking.....


Sounds cool, hopefully it won't turn into another fad episode......though Cartman having a sex change sounds quite amusing.

If it does it will be a rerun of "south park is gay"

Even if Mr Garrison gets a fancy new vagina, he can still change his mind--I mean he did when he got the nose job and looked like David Hasselhoff.

"hey, any of you guys wanna t-shirt"
the way they rip on david on the commentry is soo funny.

This show just keeps getting better.

For the record, I laughed out loud 27 times (yes I counted). Favorite gag: Garrison flashing her new boobs. Her pose was also hilarious.

At least they didn't kill Kyle. For a second it looked like they were going to.

Kenny continues to be a prop.

It's nice to not have Drawn Together come on afterward.

Overall a great start to season nine.

My scale out of 10: 4. Wasn't a good start as LY and it was a "science rum amock" ep.

My PPMO level: aqua. Asschins only annoyed me once, with his "Nyh-nyh-nyh-nyh-nyh-nyh!" and taking advantage of a depressed Kyle once again. My wish for Kyle to take a dump down Scrotumneck's throat evenutally passed quickly.

So...he's a chick now? WTF?!

I'm still in shock, but I give this a 7/10. It's good Kyle and Gerald are going to return back to normal, But Mrs. Garrison?!

I actually really liked this. At first, I thought it was sorta blah, but it's sunk in more.

the whole changing of Mr. Garrison's posture, eyebrows, (and hands!) made me laugh so ridiculously much. I think the funniest thing to me was the whole concept of Mr. Broflovski deciding to become.. a DOLPHIN. The whole scene before, I was like.. "Why does he have dolphins on his shirt..?"

Anyhow.. I give it a 6.5 out of 10. Not great, but a good way to get the ball (hah.) rolling.

Ok, who feels sorry for Mr. Slave?

I actually kinda do feel sorry for him. That part is sad and funny at the same tiime. I dont thiink that is the last we will see of Mr. Slave though. Oh no no no...by any means. Mark my words...what I think will happen is Garrison will struggle for the rest of the spring run of episodes as a woman and then finally return to Mr. Slave in the last episode of the spring run or the 1st episode of the fall run. It will be like when he got rid of Mr. Hat for a few episodes in season 2 for Mr. Twig...but eventually went back. I mean, just the way it ended with Mr. Slave im almost 100% sure the Garrison-Slave storyline isnt over. Any else agree?

Anyways, I thought that was an A+ episodes!! A solid 10.0! Great job Matt and Trey! I cant wait for next week!!

anybody notice that they called kyle number 8 but his jersey said 4?

Anybody notice this episode sucked?

i concur, brennan. i absolutely concur.

Oh, yeah! Definitely!

"Ahm totally rippin intuh yuh at un inappropriate time, Khyyyle!"

Well, let me pull your nipples off with a pair of Bent Nose Locking Pliers, you disgusting slophog! There's NEVER an inappropriate time for that!

I don't think it sucked, but not the greatest by far. Arguably the most bizarre episode of all time.

Its nice to see Garrison going back to his old homofobe ways, "Im not gay, Im a Women!". That was great, I hope they keep as a women, maybe he will get Mr. Hat back.

The Jewphine and Lawphine thing was pretty funny.

3/5 STARS

I wonder if that doctor can give Cartman a huamnectomy?

Ok, quick Cartman Joke: how do you circumcise Cartman? Slap Fluffy in the back of the head.

It made me laugh out loud several times. That's the acid test. So I can't say that it sucked.

If and when an episode of South Park genuinely does not make me laugh very much, I'll be the first to say so. No goose-stepping here.

Yeah.. Lawphin and Jewphin were the great kind of random laughter that I hold so dear to me.

That was just weird...

I wonder if this is the end of Mr. Slave? Will there be a new assistant now?

And it looks like Kenny still hasn't gotten any of the spotlight yet. Sucks to be a Kenny fan.

Talked about fucked up... Best line... "so he's a jewphin?" AHahah

Its O.k, but my feelings stay the same, i dont think the shows going back to normal. Has anyone noticed that the characters talk like this?....

"word word .................................. word word"

they say something, theres like a second pause, and they finish the sentance.

At least cartman wasnt in it for that long... phew!