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post Nov 2 2004, 05:54 PM
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Yes, I know there are tons of quotable quotes from BASEketball, so list your favorites here.

"God dammit man! I swear, if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times, I'm outta here."

"Oh, shit."

Note: All my quotes will be from memory. :P


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post Nov 2 2004, 05:57 PM
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"Really? We goin to the zoo?"
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post Nov 2 2004, 06:27 PM
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[Coop & Remer trying to "resuscitate" Joey...with those paddle thingies George Clooney uses]
Remer: Coop, do you know what you're doing?!
Coop: What's it look like?!!
Remer: An execution.
Coop: Dammit man! I'm trying to save an innocent loife! :blink:


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post Nov 2 2004, 07:08 PM
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"derp"


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post Nov 2 2004, 08:44 PM
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Remer: I'll come, I like hospitals!
Coop: No you don't, you like Taco Bell!
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post Nov 2 2004, 08:45 PM
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Dian: "I don't even know why I hang out with you guys!"
Trey: "Cause you're a piece of shit."
Dian: "I am not a piece of shit!"
Matt: "Well yeah, but you're a little bitch."


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post Nov 2 2004, 08:54 PM
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Derp!
and all the squeak being a little bitch!

also the warts on your dick song! classic!


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post Nov 2 2004, 09:02 PM
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post Nov 2 2004, 09:08 PM
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the whole bit with robert stack. the person playing solitare is pretty funny shit. and when stack starts talking about wrapping his legs around........well you know


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Anyways, last night I dreamed that you and your friends (who I guess were just made-up girls) were BBQing me in your back yard in the summer. And it was like a 'Cannibal-Bikini-Blowout.' And the cooking device was a giant grill that I was shackled to, but my head hung off the edge, and you and your friends would rub your asses/pussies in my face to muffle my screams, and giggle madly and joyously.
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post Nov 2 2004, 09:29 PM
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Hahaha... The Unsolved Mysteries thing was classic.

"[Insert name that I have forgotten], a neighbor who asked not to be identified..."

It usually takes seeing that one a few times for most people to understand that one. :lol:


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post Nov 2 2004, 09:34 PM
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Coop : [with Australian accent] How to speak San Franciscan. [pulls squeak's pants down] Vagina !
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post Nov 2 2004, 09:40 PM
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You know...I forgot how many funny quotes this movie has. Let me add another:

Coop: Steve Perry. Steve Perry. 'And I should have been gone. After all...'


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post Nov 2 2004, 09:56 PM
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"You're just typical men with humongous... [Glances down] Egos!"


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post Nov 2 2004, 10:34 PM
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Kane: Do you think shaq got rich playing in orlando? he made the big bucks moving to LA do you know how much he makes now?
Remer: As much as he did in college!

Remer: look do u think shaq got rich playin in orlando?
Coop: No he got rich playin in college every1 knows that!




also
Coop:so skidmark steve you still just hanging out playing nintendo?
Skidmark steve:if you must know im in my third year of med school, what r u up too?
Coop: just hangin out playin nintendo......Cock!


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post Nov 2 2004, 11:04 PM
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the dvda song that coop sings along with in his beetle. funny shit

"and those warts on your dick won't go away unless you start using topical cream....look out ahead there's a truck changing lanes......." etc


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Anyways, last night I dreamed that you and your friends (who I guess were just made-up girls) were BBQing me in your back yard in the summer. And it was like a 'Cannibal-Bikini-Blowout.' And the cooking device was a giant grill that I was shackled to, but my head hung off the edge, and you and your friends would rub your asses/pussies in my face to muffle my screams, and giggle madly and joyously.
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