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[Jason McHugh]

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer and then turned in the aluminum cans for a recycling refund, you will have received $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.
It is called the 401-Keg.

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes you proud to be an American!!!
:sp-towelie:

[Rachelyrach]

those of us who drink less frequently and walk more often are doing even better! :sp-towelie:

[Misty]

those of us who drink less frequently and walk more often are doing even better!  :sp-towelie:

And I'm Green friendly too!

Very insightful Jason!

Speaking of AIG. That is a company that our company just started working with. Too bad everyone is freaking out over the market; I may not have much work here in the near future.