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Will
post Oct 25 2005, 11:19 AM
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poopstain
post Oct 26 2005, 03:43 PM
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I possibly have
the world's most powerful farts
call me ass master

just the smell alone
fresh air cannot dilute them
who cut the green cheese

silent but deadly
my dingleberry orchard
always in season

no need to hurry-
we never close. How you say
fart in japanese?


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An anxious Hibernian cat,
was embroiled in an internet spat.
when a frisky young snark
took a shot in the dark,
and waggled his chit in her chat
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Rachelyrach
post Oct 26 2005, 09:38 PM
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huge bouncing titties
running woman late for plane
chicago airport

Vacation journal in haiku

Long drive to D.C.
Rain and traffic complicate
Mo wants gummi worms

Toll is two dollars
Al Gore's dead zombie father
You tolerate this?

I'm lost yet again
Hell on earth is New Jersey
Where is the Turnpike?

Road trip gone awry
Did I say road trip? I meant
Ever seeing red

Dinner in Hartford
Spinach-artichoke pizza
Charging the cell phone

Abandon your car
Mr. Twitchy behind us
Pee on the shoulder

Coventry Vermont
Falling asleep in the car
Wake up! Drive ten feet

I-91 dawn
Twenty-three hours in the car
No Phish show for us

Devastating news
Mike Gordon on the "bunny"
You must go home now

Rumney, New Hampshire
Sign: Moose crossing next eight miles
Community Day

Camping in Rumney
Finding potsherds in the creek
Too many mushrooms

Greg bought a muffin
I bought maple candy
Tubby custard, no!

New Haven, C.T.
Long, long line for IKEA
How terribly strange

Liberty state park
Nice view of Manhattan sky
Statue in pictures

Black piece of plastic
Looks like a bird taking flight
New Jersey Turnpike


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nobby
post Oct 26 2005, 10:44 PM
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a wooden spoon can be used as a flirtation device
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Rachel--that was beautiful---only one thing missing--the smell of the NJ Turnpike. But I don't think that there are any words that can describe the strange combination of rendering pig fat, urinal cakes, diesel fuel and the sweet smell of scented toilet paper from the Marcal factory. It's one road where you can fart in the car and blame it on the town your driving through (like Elizabeth, Lyndhurst, etc).


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