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> Does Annyone Know The Aristocrats?, They are coming soon!!!

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Jason McHugh
post Jun 23 2005, 11:03 AM
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The dirtiest joke ever as told by a cast of comedians describing one really talented family!!
check it out:
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http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/23/movies/2...agewanted=print


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post Jun 23 2005, 11:15 AM
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post Jun 23 2005, 11:36 AM
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What is the joke? I've never heard it, I've been looking for a while.
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post Jun 23 2005, 11:37 AM
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I have a copy of Trey saying the joke somewhere. Gotta browse my disks.


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post Jun 23 2005, 11:44 AM
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The article completely ignores the anti-humor aspect of The Aristocrats. The joke can be genuinely funny as the South Park version proves, but the punch line will always be the confused reaction of those who aren't in on the joke. In that light this movie will either be very entertaining or, in the alternative, the ultimate joke on those who see it expecting it to be really funny. It will be worth seeing just to find out which it is.
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post Jun 23 2005, 11:57 AM
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I believe I read about this somewhere; someone mentioned that the joke is that it’s not really a joke at all, but it is told to an unsuspecting victim with others around involved in the telling of the joke. That way when the ridiculous punch line is told the others will laugh and the unsuspecting victim’s either completely lost and laughs just to join in or completely disgusted.

Personally, some of the ones I’ve read made me laugh because they are so absurd. One version in particular on the thread ends with the baby crawling out of the dad’s ass like Lemmywinks. Now that made me laugh, such creative imaginations people have.

EDIT: Damn CL, you beat me to it.


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post Jun 23 2005, 01:43 PM
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i cant wait, this may very well be the highlight of entertainment for 2005.


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post Jun 23 2005, 01:48 PM
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I think you're right, it would be worth seeing to hear what raunchy crap the comedians can dish up.


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post Jun 23 2005, 01:56 PM
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Dunno when it'll reach you guys, but it'll be in L.A. and N.Y. on July 29.


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post Jun 23 2005, 02:01 PM
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i doubt it will reach me till its out on dvd


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post Jul 5 2005, 01:34 PM
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I think the funniest part of Cartman telling the joke is him telling Kyle to "just hold on" as Kyle continues to get agitated.


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post Jul 5 2005, 04:21 PM
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QUOTE(southparkpike @ Jul 5 2005, 06:50 PM)
I think the funniest part of Cartman telling the joke is him telling Kyle to "just hold on" as Kyle continues to get agitated.
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That was awesome. I can just picture Trey telling a joke and saying it too.
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post Jul 6 2005, 01:50 AM
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Here's Trey telling it
Here's Cartman telling it

I've had the Cartman version ever since it came out on April Fool's Day last year on the Usenet newsgroups


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