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codydaman44
post Nov 5 2004, 11:03 PM
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yeah that was so hilarious same with when coop came back from the foreign country and matt notices him turns around and puts his hand in his mouth and they look at eachother and the music goes dun dun dun!
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post Nov 6 2004, 08:24 AM
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QUOTE(shpadoinkleman @ Nov 5 2004, 09:20 PM)
"shoot for it? this my job you assholes!"
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Or, in the edited version, "This is my job you airheads!"


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post Nov 6 2004, 08:50 AM
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I'm so glad language doesn't get edited over here.


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post Nov 6 2004, 09:00 AM
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QUOTE(airmancoop44 @ Nov 6 2004, 08:24 AM)
QUOTE(shpadoinkleman @ Nov 5 2004, 09:20 PM)
"shoot for it? this my job you assholes!"
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Or, in the edited version, "This is my job you airheads!"
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theres an edited version? where can i watch that?


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post Nov 6 2004, 02:41 PM
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QUOTE(shpadoinkleman @ Nov 6 2004, 12:00 PM)
QUOTE(airmancoop44 @ Nov 6 2004, 08:24 AM)
QUOTE(shpadoinkleman @ Nov 5 2004, 09:20 PM)
"shoot for it? this my job you assholes!"
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Or, in the edited version, "This is my job you airheads!"
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theres an edited version? where can i watch that?
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You can catch it from time to time on USA network. I taped it, and let me tell you that it is horrible. They take out whole scenes, and butcher the shit out of it.

"I am not a piece of shrimp!" was one of the lovely edits.


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post Nov 6 2004, 04:17 PM
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Sometimes they butcher them so badly that the edited version tends to be funnier than the original version. You guys should see the FX version of Mallrats, if you haven't already. It's the worst dubbing ever. In fact, Kevin Smith himself found it so funny that he wants to put it on the Mallrats 10th Anniversary DVD if they make one.


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post Nov 6 2004, 11:15 PM
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oh i know i was just saying that BASEketball and Mallrats on TV are horrible with all the editing especially with jays (from jay and silent bob) cussing! he cusses so much and then they blank it out with some guy who sounds nothing like him sayin stuff!


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post Nov 6 2004, 11:34 PM
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Nothing is funnier than the edited version of The Breakfast Club they show on TV...

In one part, when it shows a close shot of the nerd, he yells "Fuck you!". But in the TV version, they made it so that an entirely different voice yells "Damn you!", and his mouth is still saying 'fuck'. Seriously funny...


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post Nov 7 2004, 08:43 AM
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i think its the funny when they replace cuss words with other "less offensive" cuss words instead of bleeping the swears. i remember watching kingpin on tbs once and theres a line that goes "were going to drill you another asshole, shithead" and they changed to "were going to drill you another nostril, chickenhead". :lol:


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post Nov 7 2004, 08:53 AM
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But do you often hear a difference in the voice on those "edited moments" or do they go through all the trouble of lip-synchronizing the entire movie?


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Nope... It's just that one part that they change, and they don't even make any attempts to make it sound like the real voice. :lol:


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post Nov 8 2004, 10:40 AM
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Ok, I suppose that can be funny, like how they overdub movies in Germany.
They don't always bother to do a good job on the actual lip-synchronizing, they say something and their mouths wobble on and such. :D


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post Nov 8 2004, 12:25 PM
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I jsut saw BASEketball for the first time ever eysterday. Funny as hell :D
Some funny quotes:
"Hey, Hernandez, look. [holds up a lard bag filled with a whilte liquid] It's fat liposuction out of Brando's ass. Aw, Aww! [takes out a straw from his back pocket and sticks it into the back] Noo! What am I doing here? Aw- [begins sucking up the fluid] Aw! It's all salty and warm! Oh, why would I do this?? [sips] Aww, this guy ate a lot of pork! [Hernandez shoots] Aww! [scores, and Coop looks back] Damnit!"

"(in cartman voice) Ey, you guys! Seriousleh! I'm fuckin' fat! Geez, you guys! I'm fuckin' fat! God-damnit, I'm so fuckin' fat!"

"Aw, one of Brittany's mom's pubic hairs! "

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post Nov 8 2004, 06:30 PM
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Remer: "...homos?"

and, "Did I just fart?"

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And I know it's not a quote or nothing, but my favorite scene is when Coop cuts his "finger" off.
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post Nov 8 2004, 09:26 PM
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Remer: Dude, I can't believe they fired you for not turning off our gas for six weeks.
Squeak: It was losing the truck that pissed them off the most.

Since we're talking about movies edited for tv, has anyone seen Scarface on TV?
Real movie quote:
This town is like a great big pussy just waiting to be fucked.
TV edit quote:
This town is like a great big chicken just waiting to be plucked.

Funny stuff.


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