Judge Boner, Indecent Exposure on The Bench
Jun 29 2006, 01:06 PM
Full of Crap
Joined: 27-July 04
Member No.: 495
I love it when public officials offer sex education to the world. My Grandma didnt know what oral sex was unitl the Bill and Monica scandal went down... She didn't know that existed and now I am sure lots of people in Oklahoma are learning about the power of Penis Pumps!!!
If not the best, nothing less!
Jun 29 2006, 01:19 PM
What up, mofeckle?
Joined: 19-May 05
Member No.: 1,140
Oklahoma is only 20 odd miles away from me at this very instant! (LOCK all the doors!)
All the wierd shit seems to be coming from THAT area alot recently. The cannibal kid killer was news semi recently too. The one with the meat tenderizer and shishkabob skewers for his 10 year old female victim.
It must be getting bad for Okies if Arkies can make fun of THEM!!!
"Pumping it up" during the emotional testimony from the grandfather of a murdered baby...
I'm not sure on this one, but I think you go to HELL for that.
I wonder if he was more lenient during the times he used it. I guess if you are the defendant in HIS court, when you hear the "SHH-SHH" you know that YOU, as well as HE, are gonna get off.
Jun 29 2006, 03:07 PM
Joined: 25-July 05
From: Seattle, WA
Member No.: 1,290
picket fences reference?
a "friend" of mine had a penis pump. we watched the instructional movie together for laughs. painful laughs. :sp-cartmannohat: that shit looks dangerous. what if you blew a vessel?
Jun 29 2006, 03:44 PM
Joined: 17-April 06
From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
Member No.: 1,623
The grandfather "was getting real teary-eyed, and the judge was up there pumping on that pump," she said. "It was sickening."
Maybe I'm just plain-out terrible, but I had to laugh at the wording of that. Just the "pumping on that pump" part.
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