Crap Investment Advice, Drink Your Money!
Oct 8 2008, 02:36 PM
Full of Crap
Joined: 27-July 04
Member No.: 495
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer and then turned in the aluminum cans for a recycling refund, you will have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.
It is called the 401-Keg.
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes you proud to be an American!!!
If not the best, nothing less!
Oct 8 2008, 03:14 PM
Joined: 25-July 05
From: Seattle, WA
Member No.: 1,290
those of us who drink less frequently and walk more often are doing even better! :sp-towelie:
Oct 8 2008, 06:13 PM
Joined: 17-April 05
Member No.: 1,048
QUOTE(Rachelyrach @ Oct 8 2008, 04:14 PM)
And I'm Green friendly too!
Very insightful Jason!
Speaking of AIG. That is a company that our company just started working with. Too bad everyone is freaking out over the market; I may not have much work here in the near future.
At a certain point in your life, probably when too much of it has gone by, you will open your eyes and see yourself for who you are, especially for everything that made you so different from all the awful normals. And you will say to yourself, but I Am this person and in that statement, that correction, there will be a kind of love. ~ Mrs. Dodger
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