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the_jer
post Nov 4 2004, 09:47 AM
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And since we have a running theme in the other forums, what's your favorite South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut quote?

My favorite little piece:

"I farted once on the set of Blue Lagoon."
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post Nov 4 2004, 10:07 AM
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post Nov 4 2004, 10:26 AM
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"Holy shit dude."

That whole scene was great.


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post Nov 4 2004, 01:02 PM
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any scene between satan and saddam. and up there is definitely my favorite song.


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Anyways, last night I dreamed that you and your friends (who I guess were just made-up girls) were BBQing me in your back yard in the summer. And it was like a 'Cannibal-Bikini-Blowout.' And the cooking device was a giant grill that I was shackled to, but my head hung off the edge, and you and your friends would rub your asses/pussies in my face to muffle my screams, and giggle madly and joyously.
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post Nov 4 2004, 03:13 PM
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One of my favorites is Saddam's "Hey, relax guy!"

Or one I use on many of my friends with mixed results...: "Who's my creampuff?"

Whenever I'm imitating german, I just say: "Essen mein Scheisse!"

One I didn't notice until a few days ago;
In the scene where the boys watch Cartman's mom on the computer eating shit, and when they look away and puke, the guy on the computer says: "Es schmäckt gut, ja?" :lol:




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post Nov 4 2004, 07:34 PM
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i like when cartmen is apologizing to kyle for calling him a jew...
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post Nov 7 2004, 09:35 PM
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Saddam's seductive rendition of "I Can Change" makes me giggle, but it also reminds me of some of my "Cartman friends" ...

"I can change, I can change! I know I've been a dirty lil' bastard!"

There are also many more quotes, but I'll have to dig them up. Gimme a couple days to think of my favorite quotes. :D


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post Nov 7 2004, 11:05 PM
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post Nov 9 2004, 04:31 PM
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I can't pick a favourite quote, but one that makes me laugh every time I think of it is when the boys leave the theatre the first time they have seen "Asses Of Fire".

Employee: Hey wait a minute, where's your guardian?

Stan: Huh?

Employee: I KNEW IT! You paid a homeless guy to get you in, didn't you!?

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Cartman: Fuck off you donkey-raping shit eater [fart]



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post Nov 12 2004, 02:20 PM
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Not a quote, but in the opening shot, a deer pees on the white snow real quick as it hops over. That was awesome.

As far as quotes, I am, if I do say so myself, a rather decent impersonator of Shelly so I find myself saying "Alright, now you turds just sit here and keep your mouths shut, while I go listen to my Britney Spears records." Her delivery is amazing.
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post Nov 13 2004, 06:35 PM
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"And now for your enjoyment, here's my famous ping-pong ball trick!"

Okay, I need to start this up again. Breayle has said numerous times that it is Matt singing "I'm Super, Thanks for Asking" but I'm sorry, I really think she is mistaken. That sounds waaaaaaaay too much like Trey. It just does. When you know their voices, you can tell, and that does not sound like Matt.


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post Nov 13 2004, 07:07 PM
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Trey usually sings anyway. Hmmm...


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post Nov 13 2004, 07:12 PM
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post Nov 13 2004, 08:55 PM
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I'm probably going to get the names mixed up, but here it goes:

Billy Baldwin: Hey Alec, do you know what sucks about being a Baldwin?
Alec Baldwin: What?
Billy Baldwin: Nothing!!
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post Nov 14 2004, 08:45 AM
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QUOTE(courtlynne @ Nov 13 2004, 10:35 PM)
"And now for your enjoyment,  here's my famous ping-pong ball trick!"

Okay, I need to start this up again.  Breayle has said numerous times that it is Matt singing "I'm Super, Thanks for Asking" but I'm sorry, I really think she is mistaken.  That sounds waaaaaaaay too much like Trey.  It just does.  When you know their voices, you can tell, and that does not sound like Matt.
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In the South Park episode "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride," it sounds to me like Big Gay Al is voiced by Matt. In the South Park movie, however, Al sounds like Trey when he sings. :blink:

Well, here's another great quote (may not be word-for-word, since I'm typing it by memory):

Cartman: Kyle, all those times I called you a big dumb Jew -- I'm sorry. You're not a Jew.

Kyle: [looks annoyed] Yes I am! I am a Jew!

Cartman: No, Kyle... Don't be so hard on yourself!


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