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Jason McHugh Posted on: Mar 30 2013, 12:39 PM


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QUOTE(tuhinal @ Mar 22 2013, 11:10 AM)
Just to clarify my previous post... I was aware it was the press premiere, that's why I was there farting about all day, just to see the goings on. Which there weren't any for hours and hours! I was just freezing my ass off and had to go to the pub just to warm up with a (yes, large) glass of wine. So the start of the day was kind of lame for me but when I mentioned about making friends with the security/ council people... well, that definitely paid off in the end!

One of them, this super nice guy called Martin (I need to find a way to contact him to thank him) felt for me for having lurked around all day like a true fan should, so he got me two FREE tickets for the opening night! I immediately called a friend up and we walked the red carpet into the theatre. No kidding! I was freaking out and going completely mindless of excitement. Then, as soon as we walked in, I noticed Matt standing right next to us to I poked him on the shoulder and talked to him for about 2 minutes. I had met him before (via Jason) but at the time I was just shitting myself and unable to say anything. So now I was able to just tell him everything I wish I could have said that time. And he f'ing remembered meeting me before and that I was from Finland! It was like 6 years ago!

WOW!!  Reading that post made my heart as full as a baked potato!!!
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Anyway, the show was amazing (again) and the whole night was really super amazing and surreal. Here's some photos to prove I'm not bullshitting.

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Terry Gilliam!

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I've got a golden tiiiiicket!

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Jason McHugh Posted on: Mar 30 2013, 11:59 AM


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Equality for Gay dogs!!! :chodaboy:
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Jason McHugh Posted on: Mar 30 2013, 11:54 AM


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Congrats Brennan and Team Hi Ho on your Primus Victory!!! Y'all rock!! :lapdog:
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Jason McHugh Posted on: May 5 2011, 01:10 AM


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The Mormon Musical will tour!!! Starting in Denver is a definite maybe! Perhaps we shall all have to rendezvous there!!! :chodaboy:
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Jason McHugh Posted on: Feb 12 2011, 09:41 AM


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Sweeet! New Album dropping soon!! Did my 11th New years with the Colonel and crew = super excellent!!
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Jason McHugh Posted on: Feb 12 2011, 09:38 AM


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Jason McHugh Posted on: Dec 9 2010, 10:09 AM


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This whole Wookie Leaks things is outta Control!! It's a major security threat for the Galactic Empire and chaos is ensuing!! Read more about it here:
http://blastr.com/2010/12/21-scandalous-secrets-rev.php
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Jason McHugh Posted on: Dec 9 2010, 10:07 AM


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A little bit of Dream Hands in the morning can go a long way!!!
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Jason McHugh Posted on: Dec 8 2010, 09:30 AM


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This is my new morning work out thanks to Dave Goodman!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc...player_embedded
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Jason McHugh Posted on: Oct 25 2010, 11:19 AM


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I just sent this to trey and matt and now I am sending it to you! Happy Jesus!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8
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Jason McHugh Posted on: Oct 25 2010, 10:27 AM


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Our old friend Matt Potter - is making videos with the very talented Kassem G!

Here they are working Venice beach for important opinions!
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//www.youtube.com/user/KassemG#p/a/u/0/UwEhILFwpOM
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Jason McHugh Posted on: Jul 14 2010, 09:59 PM


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Jason McHugh Posted on: Jul 14 2010, 09:58 PM


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&rel=0&showinfo=0&iv_load_policy=3&fs=1&">&rel=0&showinfo=0&iv_load_policy=3&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385">
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Jason McHugh Posted on: Jul 9 2010, 03:08 PM


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I am planning on Brooklyn Bridgeport and Vegaaaasssss!! :gordo:
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Jason McHugh Posted on: Jul 8 2010, 09:21 PM


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http://vimeo.com/12622016


I havent been able to figure out embedding videos from Vimeo!
Whats up with that!? :sp-cartmanderp:
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Jason McHugh Posted on: Jul 8 2010, 08:31 PM


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Yeah we do update the splash page in spurts and streaks - its unpredictable!! But I feel a new wave a coming now that I am inspired by Rainbows! :sp-towelie:
http://craptv.com/
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Jason McHugh Posted on: Jul 7 2010, 07:55 PM


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I thought we were about to see some gay graveyard porn or something for a second!
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Jason McHugh Posted on: Jul 7 2010, 07:52 PM


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Nice one! :sp-butters:
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Jason McHugh Posted on: Mar 26 2010, 09:49 PM


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I enjoyed this story very much from Cracked y'all!

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http://www.cracked.com/article_18496_the-6...s-are-true.html
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Jason McHugh Posted on: Mar 15 2010, 11:01 AM


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Jason McHugh Posted on: Mar 14 2010, 11:01 PM


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People will go to any lengths for a buck!
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Jason McHugh Posted on: Mar 3 2010, 02:17 PM


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It's the new Jerky Boys and Crank Yankers!
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Jason McHugh Posted on: Jan 28 2010, 03:01 PM


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Those crauts are wacky!!
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Jason McHugh Posted on: Jan 20 2010, 01:54 AM


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Cause I say fuck Jay.... :ninja:
I am mean I am glad he is there for all of his fans but fuckem!
http://www.getwhirled.com/jaybombs.html
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Jason McHugh Posted on: Jan 6 2010, 02:28 PM


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I was just going through random unread emails and I discovered this good time Spam of Random thoughts that I thought I would share for my first HAPPY 2010 Post!!!

RANDOM THOUGHTS FROM A Web :ninja:

Random Thoughts of the Day:

I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?

Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.

That's enough, Nickelback.

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.

Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.

There is a great need for sarcasm font.

Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the fuck was going on when I first saw it.

I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it.

The other night I hit a new low at an open bar. I had already hopped on highway blackout when, inevitably I had to find a bathroom. Eventually I decided it was probably on the other side of the bar so I tried to walk over there, but ran into a guy coming the other way. We played that, Both go left, Both go right game to no avail, so I finally put out my hand to guide myself past and that's is when I realized, yup, that's a mirror I just tried to walk through. And the guy on the other side is me. Even cats can re cognize their own image.

How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.

A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the spread of mono and the flu. Yeah, if you suck at it.

Was learning cursive really necessary?

Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".

I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron test is absolutely petrifying.

My brother's Municipal League baseball team is named the Stepdads. Seeing as none of the guys on the team are actual stepdads, I inquired about the name. He explained, "Cuz we beat you, and you hate us." Classy, bro.

Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".

How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!

Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in' examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and said "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies"

What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?

While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.

MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.

Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

I would like to officially coin the phrase 'catching the swine flu' to be used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman. Example: "Dav e caught the swine flu last night."

I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

Bad decisions make good stories

Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!

Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?

If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring would probably just be completely invisible.

Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a problem....

You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.

There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

"Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.

I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren't watching this. It's only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?'
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While watching the Olympics, I find myself cheering equally for China and USA. No, I am not of Chinese descent, but I am fairly certain that when Chinese athletes don't win, they are executed.

I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.

I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.

Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...

As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.

I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

I think that if, years down the road when I'm trying to have a kid, I find out that I'm sterile, most of my disappointment will stem from the fact that I was not aware of my condition in college.

Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to with it.

Even under ideal conditions people20have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, hitting the G-spot, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time...

It really pisses me off when I want to read a story on CNN.com and the link takes me to a video instead of text.

I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.

I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday n ight more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.

The other night I ordered takeout, and when I looked in the bag, saw they had included four sets of plastic silverware. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, took a second to think about it, and then estimate d that there must be at least four people eating to require such a large amount of food. Too bad I was eating by myself. There's nothing like being made to feel like a fat bastard before dinner.
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