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> 1709 - Titties And Dragons, they never showed up!

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post Dec 5 2013, 11:35 AM
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I think the title of the episode was a nice psyche. No titties or dragons! I liked how they rounded out the trilogy. Funny great episode. I laughed the whole way through. Right from the queef joke on through to the stick of truth (floppy weiner). I'm excited to see how they end the season. I have a wish that won't come true about the last episode. I hope it happens one day. They have had a lot of Monty python related stuff going on. I want an episode with the pythons involved! Imagine that! Awesomeness.


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post Dec 7 2013, 10:43 AM
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I didn't know Game of thrones had so many wieners in it. I guess it's ok on HBO as long as they are flaccid. I now have to watch it to fully appreciate this trilogy. And because I like to look at naked men. Just sayin'....


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post Dec 7 2013, 11:29 AM
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QUOTE(nobby @ Dec 7 2013, 10:43 AM)
I didn't know Game of thrones had so many wieners in it.  I guess it's ok on HBO as long as they are flaccid.  I now have to watch it to fully appreciate this trilogy.  And because I like to look at naked men.  Just sayin'....
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That's more a book thing than a show thing. Someone posted some lines from "A Game of Thrones," the first book in "A Song of Ice and Fire," containing some pretty florid language about wieners...

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"He was dripping wet from the neck down, steaming in the chill air. His body was covered with brown hair, thick as a pelt. Between his legs, his manhood swung long and heavy."

"His manhood glistened wetly."

"And suddenly his cock was out, jutting upward from his breeches like a fat pink mast."

"Even his manhood was ugly, thick and veined, with a bulbous purple head."

"His cock was as hard as an iron bar.

"She was much hairier than his sister. Absurdly, he felt his cock stir beneath the bathwater."

"He could feel his manhood beginning to stiffen."

"His legs were pale and skinny, and his manhood flopped about obscenely as he chased after his horse."

I've seen two seasons of the show, and wieners have appeared three or four times, always after the act, so of course they're flaccid.


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post Dec 8 2013, 01:10 PM
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Oooooohhhh! Sounds more like erotic literature or "mommy porn". Good thing I didn't take that book out of the library!!


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post Dec 9 2013, 05:50 AM
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When I heard the name of the episodes, this is what I thought of...

http://newsasylum.com/jack-wants-tna-after...-surgery-video/

I liked the ending of the 3 parter.


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post Dec 10 2013, 08:51 AM
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Sounds to me like the real writer of Game of Thrones is Mr. Garrison.

"His penis was strong, like a horse's leg."

"It was like being in a redwood forest of penises."

I can't remember what episode that was from, but hilarious shit!
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post Dec 10 2013, 12:57 PM
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QUOTE(Brennan @ Dec 10 2013, 08:51 AM)
Sounds to me like the real writer of Game of Thrones is Mr. Garrison.

"His penis was strong, like a horse's leg."

"It was like being in a redwood forest of penises."

I can't remember what episode that was from, but hilarious shit!
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Gddaomn, that was from "Cherokee Hair Tampons," in 2000!

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Out on the balcony, when Reginald kissed Diana's lips, her knees went weak. Slowly, he pulled her top down, exposing her soft, unyielding breasts. Just the sight of those breasts made Reginald's penis very hard. His penis was of considerable size, and now beads of sweat slowly ran down his penis, making it glisten like a strong swimmer fresh from out of the pool. It was a fantastic penis, that seemed as strong as a horse's leg, yet as delicate as a flower wrapped in silk. What a grand, grand penis. Diana's nipples-


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Diana had never slept with another woman before, but it was an erotic thought she often fantasized about. And as Rebecca's naked body lay before her, Diana couldn't help but feel aroused.

"Go on", Rebecca said softly, "Touch me." Diana leaned down slowly and brushed Rebecca's bare stomach with her fingertips… It felt good. Like a penis. A soft, but sturdy penis that felt warn to the touch. In Rebecca's mind, she suddenly felt like she was surrounded by penises. They were all around her, flopping all around and slapping her face. It was as if she were in a redwood forest of penises. They presented themselves tall and mighty all around her, with-


But now this means that Mr. Garrison could have been referring to the book series A Song of Ice and Fire, on which the HBO series Game of Thrones is based. The first three books in the series are:

A Game of Thrones (1996)
A Clash of Kings (1998)
A Storm of Swords (2000) (came out in November, months after "Cherokee Hair Tampons" aired)

GRRM may never finish the series, as the fifth book came out two years ago, two more are anticipated, and the interval between books is getting longer.


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