Accidental Condom Inhalation
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Accidental Condom Inhalation
| Cannibal Lover |
 Aug 21 2007, 05:05 PM
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Accidental condom inhalation
From the medical journal database of the National Institutes of Health: A 27-year-old lady presented with persistent cough, sputum and fever for the preceding six months. Inspite of trials with antibiotics and anti-tuberculosis treatment for the preceeding four months, her symptoms did not improve. A subsequent chest radiograph showed non-homogeneous collapse-consolidation of right upper lobe. Videobronchoscopy revealed an inverted bag like structure in right upper lobe bronchus and rigid bronchoscopic removal with biopsy forceps confirmed the presence of a condom. Detailed retrospective history also confirmed accidental inhalation of the condom during fellatio. |
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| Brennan |
Aug 21 2007, 05:23 PM
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 But why? Group: Moderators Posts: 4,471 Joined: 16-February 04 From: Louisville, KY Member No.: 14 |
Wow, she musta really been goin at it to not notice that. Did she die?
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| rongravy |
Aug 21 2007, 05:52 PM
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QUOTE(Brennan @ Aug 21 2007, 08:23 PM) Wow, she musta really been goin at it to not notice that.  That and/or his dick wasn't big enough to fill out the condom... :sp-cartmanlaugh: --------------------  |
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| Rachelyrach |
Aug 21 2007, 06:50 PM
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:sp-cartman:
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| Jason McHugh |
Aug 21 2007, 07:33 PM
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She should use Pop Rocks next time!
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| rongravy |
Aug 21 2007, 08:02 PM
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What up, mofeckle? Group: Members Posts: 6,239 Joined: 19-May 05 From: Heeyah. Member No.: 1,140 |
QUOTE(Jason McHugh @ Aug 21 2007, 10:33 PM) She should use Pop Rocks next time! Yeah, so they can keep each other company in the Emergency Room... :sp-cartmanlaugh: :sp-cartmanlaugh: :sp-cartmanlaugh: If you could squeeze your peehole tight enough, I'd be all for it, but I bet it's not all it's cracked, or popped, up to be!!! -------------------- |
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| southparkpike |
Aug 21 2007, 08:03 PM
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Stories like this make me agree with Agent Smith's theory on humanity.
--------------------   Anyways, last night I dreamed that you and your friends (who I guess were just made-up girls) were BBQing me in your back yard in the summer. And it was like a 'Cannibal-Bikini-Blowout.' And the cooking device was a giant grill that I was shackled to, but my head hung off the edge, and you and your friends would rub your asses/pussies in my face to muffle my screams, and giggle madly and joyously. |
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| nobby |
Aug 25 2007, 05:28 PM
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Sounds like an episode of House. One where the patient dies because they keep looking and she keeps getting sicker because the last thing anyone can imagine is that she sucked so hard that a condom got logged in her lung. That's Hoovering all right.
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| airmancoop44 |
Aug 28 2007, 05:54 PM
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"Detailed retrospective history?"
She MUST be messed up. -------------------- Just hangin' out, playin' Nintendo. Cock.
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